10 ways to not get your dream J-O-B.

1) When asked "Why do you want to work for us"? you reply "Because I heard that your employees get paid $25/hour and I'm kinda broke right now"

2) Pick your nose and scratch your armpits while you're being interviewed.

3) Let out a loud fart mid-convo.

4) Give your interviewer a High 5 and a say "wassup" when you are first introduced

5) When asked "Do you have any questions for us?", you reply "Nah"

6) When asked "What are your goals for the future?" you say "Actually, I want to pose for playboy but I gotta save up for my implants"

7) Tell your interviewer that you got into your field because your crush was in it.

8) Wear an outrageously indecent shirt and the shortest skirt ever.

9) Forget to turn off your cellphone and mid-interview you get a call from your buddy whose signature ringtone is tip drill. "It must be your ass cos it aint your face, you'se a trip drill.."

10) Arrive 1 hour late and blame it on your boyfriend. "He kept me up all night long, gosh I'm so exhausted".